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Yellows Absolutely Crush Green Squad

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     B.A.A.C. Headquarters- There are several things that the Green squad could say about Tuesday night's match that could theoretically make them feel better about themselves.

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Is Tonight's Game the Biggest in Sports History? In All Honesty....Maybe

     B.A.A.C. Headquarters- How big is tonight's match? Tonight's match is so big that the B.A.A.C. commissioned famed French trophy maker Jean Paul Six,Sept,Huit,Neuf,Dix to custom craft the "B.A.A.C. Trophy", a 24-carat gold masterpiece.

 

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The Yellow's McKenzie Chimes in about Derby Day

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In the second part of our series leading up to BAAC Derby Day next Tuesday, BAAC Yellow powerhouse Jordan McKenzie was kind enough to imaginarily drop in to give his thoughts on the big intersquad match-up that has had the Oklahoma soccer community on the edge of their seats all summer long.  McKenzie's candid thoughts about this historic event meander through the mind of a possible genius whose victory celebration is legendary.  Buckle in, people...  This is how an interview is done right (Take notes, Cermak...  puss!).

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Cermak Previews BAAC Derby

Cermak                                   Cermak skips past a 37-year old whilst his entire team looks on

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  Next Tuesday's BAAC Derby marks the first time that two BAAC squads will face each other in a competitive match.  The newborn rivalry will be history in the making as both squads have fired verbal missiles in each other's directions throughout the summer campaign.  In our first series of previews leading up to the match, BAAC Green winger Kyle Cermak gives us his take on the upcoming derby and what is on the line with this historic final game of the regular season.

 

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Greens Win as Dalesandro Hits the Century Mark

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 For any player to hit 100 goals for one club, it is a very special achievement.  Any club in the world would cream for such goal-scoring prowess and loyalty from an individual player.  On Tuesday night, with the very first kick of the ball, Sonny Dalesandro hit the century mark for Boston Avenue Athletic Club.  And the celebrations that ensued afterwards forced a one hour delay for the match to continue.

 

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Yellows Accomplish Another Feat Foreign to Green Squad....Losing

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     B.A.A.C.'s Yellow Headquarters- The form of the high flying, table topping Los Amarillos came to a screeching halt Tuesday night as newcomers Inter United played an immaculate 60 minutes and walked away not only 3-1 victors, but now find themselves in the thick of the playoff race.

 

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Yellows Do What Greens Are Unable to Do

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B.A.A.C.'s Yellow Headquarters- Sunday evening "Los Amarillos" let the entire league know that they are going to be the team to beat come playoff time with a stunning 3-1 victory over pre-season favorites Legend. The victory also proved that they are capable of going beyond the feats of the Green squad, who couuld only muster a 4-4 draw with Legend.

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Athletics Hold Off Fulham Reserves

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 For pre-season training, London's Fulham FC has decided to release certain fringe players to the States to participate in NEOASA's world famous summer 7-a-side league.  "The Cottagers" have so far not produced the results that Fulham boss Roy Hodgson would have liked, and their run in with the BAAC green team would allow them no quarter entering Tuesday night's match. See Full Game Report

Transfer Season Hots Up as Athletics Get Confused...?

 

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Summertime is usually known as "the silly season" amongst footie fans all over the world.  Transfers between football clubs throughout the globe open up, and the supporters often speculate who their club might sign and sell to ignite the hunt for silverware.  Events surrounding Boston Avenue Athletic Club are no exception to these possibilities.  However, a simple misunderstanding between Athletics' midfielder Patrick Ryan and the club's chief scouts David Pennington and Kyle Cermak has lead to a transfer bid that has the club's finances in turmoil. 

 

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Green A's Hang Ten Spot

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     Boston Avenue Athletic Club's Green Headquarters- A man yelled tonight. His cries were heard. Why does he yell? An unquenchable desire to be heard? To compensate for our inadequacies as beings? Perhaps to force validation's mysterious hand. Tonight a man yelled. Was it a pain he feels inside that made him yell? These are things that we will never know. However, and for tonight, a man yelled.

God bless 

10-1. 

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Knipfer Fires Yellow's Back From the Depths...Again

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Green's Collect First Three Points

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    B.A.A.C.'s Green Headquarters- Click below to read the love.

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Yellow A's Run Rampant

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     Boston Avenue Athletic Club Yellow Headquarters-  The B.A.A.C.'s Yellow version went absolutely buck-fucking-wild on last year's semifinalists F.C. United, handing out a 9-0 drubbing and issuing the rest of the league a very obvious warning: When they play crappy teams, there will be a merciless pummeling. See Full Game Report

Green A's Earn Point

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     Boston Avenue Athletic Club Green Headquarters- The green Athletic's earned a hard fought point Tuesday night when they drew pseudo-arch-nemesis Legend (a derivative of DTU) 4-4 in an exciting season opener. See Full Game Report

Summer 7's Already Heating Up



     Boston Avenue Athletic Club Headquarters- As B.A.A.C. Green and B.A.A.C. Yellow begin pushing through their arduous pre-season regimens trade rumors and trash talk have begun to swirl like the tornado's that grace our lovely plains. Here is a guide to help separate the truths and fabrications.

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Athletics Check on Becks... Get Distracted By...

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Dallas, TX - As the Athletics sent out chief scouts and first team regulars Kyle Cermak and David Pennington to Dalllas, TX to monitor the status of on-loan superstar David Beckham, they discovered something that would fascinate the club beyond the realms of the human imagination....

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A's Seven-a-side Teams Split Via Draft

     Due to the increasing need for people in life to feel like a champion, the interest in playing seven on seven soccer for the B.A.A.C. has grown at an equal rate. So when 24 people expressed interest in playing on one seven vs. seven team, something had to be done. Drum roll please..... DRAFT DAY! The first annual (perhaps last annual) B.A.A.C. draft was held Wednesday night at the Summit Club in downtown Tulsa. Brothers divided, best friends separated, and drug connections severed.

ESPN and B.A.A.C. draft analyst Mel Kiper Jr.

 

 

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Team Meeting Backfires

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     Boston Avenue Athletic Club Headquarters- Two and a half weeks ago the Athletic's had their bi-annual "Team Meeting". The results in the past have been glorious, having never yielded the club anything less than maximum points. So, obviously the A's seemed poised to pick up another valuable three points.

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A's Overcome National Holiday to Get Result

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Boston Avenue Athletic Club Headquarters- When a club whose general purpose revolves around drinking boozes out of a plastic duck and sleeping with older or considerably younger women has a match on 4/20, a distinct advantage is certain for any B.A.A.C. opponent.

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All Information on This Website is True and Factual

This website is totally real, seriously.

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Henson Breaks Bone: Doctors Uninterested

Goaltender Eamon Henson fractures leg in recent game, currently in pain.

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Captain Reemerges...as do Victories

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     Boston Avenue Athletic Club Headquarters- It had been two years to the day since the B.A.A.C. and Alliance had met on the playing field (several forum battles and a forfeit have taken place in between). The last meeting went the way of the Alliance 2-1, in a hard fought match played under the lights. Red cards and fights are also no stranger to this affair if memory serves me right, so, as expected, this highly anticipated contest brought out a season high 13 fans.

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BAAC Teammates, version 3.0

It is with great pleasure that the club unveils our latest installment of what is fast becoming the hottest feature on this website.  BAAC teammates allows the lads to talk about their comrades in arms on the pitch and the different attributes that make them infamous off of it.  In an effort expand our coverage of the Teammates segment, we have now added some additional questions to the mix which should result in even more hilarity and the inevitable hurt feelings. 

Winger Kyle Cermak decides to share his feelings this week about who he would fight a bear with and who should never enter a church.  Read on...  This is BAAC Teammates!!!

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BAAC Teammates, Part Duex

Due to the enormous popularity of last week's new segment on the website, we continue with "BAAC Teammates" latest installment.  This week Athletics' left back and perenial ladies man David Pennington weighs in with his views on why butt hops make a BAAC legend and how one player's talent would cause opera singers to die...

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BAAC Teammates...

A new feature emerges this week on the club's website, entitled "BAAC Teammates."  Due to the enormous success of a similar feature on British television show "Soccer AM," the club has obviously stolen this idea and manipulated it enough to make it our very own.  This feature highlights a new player every week or so discussing his thoughts on who's who in the club at the moment.  This week is a very special treat because currently sidelined striker Sonny Dalesandro shares his thoughts on his "BAAC Teammates!"

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