Player Profile
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Tommy Kern
Position: M / D
Shoots: R
Height: 5'8
Weight: 155
Birthdate: August 12 1977
Hometown: Chicago, IL
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Men's Outdoor Soccer
| GP |
Goals |
Assists |
Man of the Match |
Yellows |
Reds |
| 55 |
3 |
15 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
| GP |
W-L-T |
GAA |
SO |
Minutes |
Man of the Match |
| 2 |
0 - 0 - 0 |
0.00 |
0 |
50 |
7 |
Men's 7s Soccer
| GP |
Goals |
Assists |
Man of the Match |
Yellows |
Reds |
| 14 |
7 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
Men's Tournament Soccer
| GP |
Goals |
Assists |
Man of the Match |
Yellows |
Reds |
| 4 |
0 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |

Kern or "Dr. T" (No relation to Mr. T) was acquired in what has become known as "The Great Dr. Acquisition of 2006" along with fellow Dr., Dr. Brian Macha (both signed from D1 side Boulder FC). Among Kerns shining achievements are puking beers in front of pre-schoolers, catching a world record 31 inches of air in a Toyota Corolla, and breaking a drier by hiding inside of it, to name a few. Kern a hard-nosed, blue collar player is the type of addition that could help the club lift its first Division 3 crown.